*ppl likin my selfie n not rebloggin it* “a buncha handshakes from the fakes….”
I was cleaning out a drawer at work and found a used hearing aid!!!! happy Monday!!!!!
i’ll baptize an alien i dont give a fuck
my mom is out here Roasting me about liking scene boys until i started dating ben and she just said “thank you for khakis thank you for bringing a handsome boy home”
anyways my mom cut up a head of cauliflower for me and my dad deep fried it after i battered it and I put orange sauce on it an it’s My Favorite Thing In The World
im not really allowed to operate hot oil or use big knives and stuff so idk how my parents think im gonna operate when i move out
i just got off facetime with ben and i don’t think i can leave my bed for 30 years im so sad I miss his dumb face so much
i was talking to my mom about friendships and growing up and started crying and she started crying and was like “that’s why we’re best friends because we can’t leave eachother” and it was a really nice moment and im really lucky to have the relationship with my parents that I do