(Source: nanosyno)

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

driving a 98 Mercedes has been the worst experience bestowed upon me

driving a 98 Mercedes has been the worst experience bestowed upon me

heckacute:

I work out because I want to be able to get rid of anybody who is mean to my girl. If somebody is mean to her, I will show them my huge leg. 

(Source: 00sjams)

Tfw creepy old men tell you they came to your line because you’re pretty…..Tfw u vomit on a customer….

sadfriends:

okay me too

zooso:

weve got a bun in the oven!!!!!!

I feel really bad about my appearance so I have to talk about it online

*throws my scale into the deep sea* yep!

life is hard when you need glasses to pluck your eyebrows but your frames are too big to allow you to

my mom told me that she would avenge my death if I got kidnapped and that’s really heartwarming I think

ivygourd:

seis selfies ??

YEP!!

tacomaster420:

Top six

cornharvest:

six selfies cinnamon edition :)