sometimes when i see sex gifs on here i accidentally watch them for like three minutes just like “wow”
my mom just said “oh yeah he’s going to be so stoked for that” and i have never loved her more how RAD of her
i had a dream i accidentally uploaded a bad selfie and cried and deleted my blog?????
perfect first date: you compliment my glorious sparkling glitter nails and then we never see each other again